Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
If someone's Facebook picture is a car, should I assume that they are a transformer?
Cyberbilly
I wish my lawn was emo. Then maybe it would cut itself.
Cyberbilly
Shopping for antiques won't make you gay, but it will make you buy curios.
Cyberbilly
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that.
Cyberbilly
Try saying: "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" without sounding like a drunken Irish man swearing.
Cyberbilly
I got an email from Facebook saying I complain too much. They want to change my status question from "What's on your mind?" to "Now what?"