Cyberbilly
The answer to the Westboro Baptist Church protests of military funerals is to aim the 21 gun salute at them.
Cyberbilly
One thing life has taught me is that trying to please everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
If I talk dirty to my laundry, will it do itself?
Do you think woodpeckers get headaches?
When I start to get down I think, "Hey I have the same amount of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong." And that's what gets me through.
Kelly Hyam
A load of books just fell on my head, I've only got my shelf to blame
Kelly Hyam
I have just finished my research on the effect alcohol has on physical movement, the results were staggering.