Cyberbilly
I just bought a house, car and a boat with no payments until 2013. Those f'ing Mayans better be right…
When you like a sad status does that mean that you support the person or that you like their sadness?
Cyberbilly
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What to women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days and it doesn't look like she is going to shut up any time soon.
Silence is golden. Unless you have a toddler, then it's very very suspicious...
The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
Michael Mendoza
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
I'm fine with the Heritage for the Blind asking for donations, but I really have to question why they would ask people to donate cars to them.