After all these years, I'm beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn't want to be found.
I wouldn't ever want lesbian parents. I'm not homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
What did I do on the toilet before smart phones were invented?
Michael Mendoza
I saw some ducks at the pond practicing their teenage girl faces yesterday.
Michael Mendoza
I find it amusing that Kanye West sang about gold diggers, and now he's with one.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.