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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake
After a heavy night's drinking, I took a bus home. That might not be a big deal to some of you, but it was the first time I'd driven one.
Does anyone else find it ironics that the main official sponsors of the 2012 Olympics are McDonalds and Coca Cola?
Instead of saying YOLO recklessly, people should say it when they do something really safe. For instance, "Looked both ways before crossing the street #YOLO"
If we all go to jail for downloading music, I just hope we're split up by the genre.
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Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
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Austin Mulka
I'm not saying we should kill all the incompetent people. I'm simply suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
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