For a Kid, the “Walk of Shame” is when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says “No”.
"Baby on board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't.
Forgetful? Can't remember where you put things? There's an app for that, somewhere...
It takes 43 muscles to frown, and yet it's still not an Olympic event. Ridiculous.
Breaking: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.
Cyberbilly
All men marry a Nymphomaniac. Problem is after a few months the Nympho leaves and the maniac stays.