Cyberbilly
I like to read magazines about parenting. That way, I can learn all the things my parents did wrong when they raised me, and I can go back to them and say "See? This is the reason I am like I am."
Cyberbilly
Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm goin' in!
I hate when things take forever and a day. I don't mind waiting forever. It's that extra day that kills me.
See a doctor? Yeah right. If wanted to be told that I'm too fat, I'd post my picture on the Internet.
Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
Why do they teach us algebra? Only pirates need to know how to find X.