Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? I don't know how you manage to breathe through that thing.
There is a button on my oven that says 'stop time'. I am pretty sure it means 'stop timER' but I don't push it just in case.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid
Who's this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example.
Cyberbilly
I'm glad McDonald's doesn't sell hotdogs. I'd feel really awkward ordering a McWeiner, and don't even get me started on Super Size.