I just want this year to end already, so i can go into all the stores and move "2012" to the comedy section.
Michael Mendoza
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably have somebody pick it up for me.
Walmart: "Lets buy 30 cash registers and only keep 2 open!"
Travis Lindsay
If I was any hungrier right now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me.
If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly
I hate waiting in lines. Just hurry up and pick a suspect already...