If they made a movie about Morgan Freeman, who would narrate it?
I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?
Michael Mendoza
The only time I look forward to red street lights is when I'm trying to finish a text.
Michael Mendoza
I wonder if people in wheel chairs get depressed when they listen to stairway to heaven.
Live forever or die trying.
Is it considered drinking alone if you're on Facebook?
Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries was even shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treaters at Casey Anthony's house!