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Tony Benages
I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding
If people In horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often.
The thing I loved most about the recent hot weather we had is the short skirts and low cut tops. They did make me look rather fabulous!
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever...
My love for You is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
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