Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Michael Mendoza
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Eating junk food after working out doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.
When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day.
To see a real 3D movie, watch a play.
Pandas are Black, White AND Asian.
A Sharpie sees more bathroom walls and sleeping people's faces than it does paper.