Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts, and your face looks tasty.
Michael Mendoza
Nothing sucks more than tha moment during an arguement when you realize you're wrong.
I couldn't figure out how to get my seat belt in, but then it clicked.
I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Michael Mendoza
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.
Let's take a moment to thank God for not having spiders fly!