My mom and dad just told me that I was adopted... last week by another family.
Michael Mendoza
Apple was going to make an Ipod for kids, but Itouch kids isnt a very good marketing name.
Learn how to spell. Auto correct isn't always write.
The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin.
My wife was admitted to the hospital last night. She's in the Expensive Care Unit.
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not crap your pants.
Finding a whole worm in your apple isn't as bad as finding half of one.