I am starting to consider "natural beauty", anything taken without instagram.
Cyberbilly
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying..."I'm Pregnant!"
My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.
When Simba is singing how he can't wait to be king, he's singing how he can't wait for his father to die.
Guys, after a certain length they're no longer shorts. They're capris. You are wearing capris.
Currently experiencing a willpower outage