Rihanna should marry Lebron: He doesn't beat anything.
I replied to your event invites with "maybe" because there wasn't a box for "I haven't seen you since high school, leave me alone."
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace.
A guy broke into my house last week and took all of our tv remotes. now he drives by and changes our channels. SICK PERSON!
Dave Asten
Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons.
Dave Asten
Dont be afraid of change, its inevitable. Unless youre homeless. Then you might have to go around asking for it. By the way, I dont have any.
Dave Asten
It’d be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread.