A recent government survey reports that people are more cynical these days than any time in history. Like I'm really supposed to believe that…
OK. So I danced like no one was watching. My Court date is pending.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing it for years...
I am deleting my twitter right now! Not to seem paranoid but I think people are following me!
If corn oil is made from corn...what is baby oil made from?
If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?
I opened up a bottle of coke and it said, "Sorry, you didn't win". I didn't even know I was playing, yet I was still disappointed.