Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back.
What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
Just imagine how fast church would go if Busta Rhymes was the preacher.
IM A MOE LESTER
I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste
I'm 87% sure "snooze button" time is sped up and "waiting for the microwave" time is slowed down and this is not okay.
Today's a great day to stalk someone you haven't seen since high school and say, "You wrote 'keep in touch' in my yearbook. Let's do this!"
IM A MOE LESTER
Make the little things count. Teach midgets math