Cyberbilly
I’ve often wondered what an atheist would do if stuck behind a car that wasn’t moving at a green light and had a bumper sticker on it that said “Honk if you love Jesus.”
Cyberbilly
I had to go on two diets because one wasn't giving me enough food.
Cyberbilly
I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights and save the environment. The last time I did that I ran over a cyclist.
Every kid today wants to be Batman, Superman, or Spider-Man. Personally, I blame the parents. If parents were better at parenting, maybe their kids wouldn't want to be orphans.
IM A MOE LESTER
One of these days I'm going to get help for my procrastination problem
Cyberbilly
It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine ASAP to avoid any further confusion.
Cyberbilly
Dear Google: Please stop being like my wife. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you start to give me suggestions.