Cyberbilly
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
The other day I caught her snorting sweet n low... somebody told her it was diet coke
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" is a fancy way of saying "You look hot!"
IM A MOE LESTER
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight
IM A MOE LESTER
You’re just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto
Cyberbilly
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another beer.
Cyberbilly
It's only murder when they find a body. Up til then, it's just a missing person.