Cyberbilly
I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him.
Cyberbilly
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once.
Cyberbilly
Lead me not into temptation. Just follow me; I know a shortcut.
Dave Asten
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Texting + Facebook = Textbook.. so I'm studying right?
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Cyberbilly
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.