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#2318
Dear Curiosity, Just put the gun down and let's talk this out. Sincerely, The Cat.
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#2319
Mummies are just gift wrapped zombies.
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#2321
Uranus is a gas planet.
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#2322
A relationship without trust is like a phone with no service. What do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
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#2323
Interviewer: "We want to hire responsible people." Me:"Great! When things go wrong people always say say I'm "responsible".
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#2324
It doesn't matter how many times you looked, when your mom looks, she will find what you were looking for.
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#2325
My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
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