Novell
I don’t like the idea of bacteria in my yogurt so I mix it with hand sanitizer. It cuts down on the taste, but I sleep better at night
Be careful out there! Today's the one day you're most likely to meet time travelers on a desperate mission from the future.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Without the moon, there would be no tides, and no name for what my brothers did to me.
Tab is just a capital space.
Florida
Show of hands...how many of you are stuck in the house with a 75 something-year-old behaving like a toddler amped up on fun dip??
I just realized that <3 is supposedly a heart. Dunno how I feel about that...I kind of enjoyed reading it as "clown penis," or "ass hat."