Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once
Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recongnize a second "the"
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face.
You call it Monday, I call it "post-weekend depression."
If the pen is mightier than the sword, how is it that actions speak louder than words?