I almost got raped in jail... My family takes monopoly way to serious
I should write down my grandmother's recipes the second she gives them... I'm getting sick of pulling out the ouija board.
I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese
I had to smile at the irony when a song from the "Avatar" soundtrack started playing on Pandora Radio.
I heard a good Chris Brown joke but I can't remember the punchline.
Apparently, zoo keepers don't appreciate it when you try to feed marbles to the hippos!
Cyberbilly
The nice thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.