Leaving your turn signal on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.
Words with Friends sounds so hard. Not the words part, the friends part.
Relationships are like farting, if you push to hard things can get messy real fast.
Tim Tebow has been traded to the Jets. Every time he gets on one knee in New York, he'll be praying that he doesn't get mugged.
Hypochondria, the only affliction hypochondriacs don’t think they have.
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?