I just started dating a homeless girl and it's great! When I take her home, I can drop her off anywhere I want.
If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
I am not slurring, I am speaking in cursive.
Mexican food is good for indecisive people. All the ingredients are the same. You just have to pick a shape.
I do what the little voices inside my wife's head tell me to do.
God must love stupid people. He made a lot of them.
I think I was mistaken when my boss told me she liked to see me hard at work.