Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.
I look at people sometimes and think..for real? That's the sperm that won?
I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
I decorated my bedroom to look like a classroom so I can fall asleep faster
You graduated from the "streets"? That must look wonderful on a job application.
I don't have any "driving the speed limit" music.
Why are kids obese? Maybe because burgers are $.99 & salads are $4.99.