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Why do people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like" oh my god a flower"
I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers, as long as they use the part behind me.
I like working out as much as the next guy. He hates it too.
Be careful saying a woman's place is in the kitchen. That's where the knives are kept.
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I see those penis enlargment pills are working, your're a bigger d*ck today than you were yesterday!
Turn off the lights when you leave a room. How would you like it if someone turned you on and then just left?
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