I had a Chris Brown joke saved up but it looks like somebody already beat me to the punch.
We could end world hunger with the amount of crumbs that come from Nature Valley Bars.
Whenever I feel like I'm behind w/ technology, I remind myself that people are still calling radio stations to request songs.
If you order bubble wrap online, what is it surrounded in when it arrives?
Adele might set fire to rain... but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.
Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm. In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop.
If the tooth fairy isn't real, what the hell did my mom do with all my teeth?