Does it count as self control if there is only one Pringle left?
I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they'd tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.
I put on my pants like everyone else. Right after the security guard in Target says "Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave."
Amigo
I've never jumped in one of those photos where everyone was supposed to jump. I always just open my mouth and throw my arms in the air.
Disney owns marvel. Marvel owns Thor. Thor is the son of a king. Thor is now female. Thor is now a Disney princess.
Casual, but fun. An extra "t" there can ruin your night.
Cujo
Apparently putting Alka-Seltzer in my mouth while getting baptized and pretending I’m being possessed by the devil is not funny.