If we really wanted to slow down Iran's nuclear scientists we'd introduce them to Angry Birds.
George Washington could not tell a lie, and thus would be an abject failure in politics today.
People say I'm crazy, I feel like I'm just a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios.
I just read a list of '100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships do.
Just finished my first book yesterday. 709 pages. Man, that was a lot of coloring...
I'm officially naming my remote control "Waldo"