I'm wearing headphones not because I am listening to music, but because I don't want you bothering me at work.
I wish that I would get a popup for "possible virus" when I meet new girls.
I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance.
Is the Hallmark Channel for people who got a greeting card and said, "Wow, I could watch a half hour of this!"?
I will not tell anyone you said, "Hi."
My shrink says if I take these pills I won't see you guys anymore.
I guess we'll never find out who let the dogs out.