Cyberbilly
Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea.
[DOG MAGICIAN] Think of a color, any color...let me guess…is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my God…how did you guess that?
Imagine getting a text from 666 saying, 'just seeing what's up with you, see you soon.'
If I ever have kids, I'll tell them the Tooth Fairy is a mail-in operation, and then pretend to get angry when the check never arrives.
It's not a popular superpower, but the ability to bleed from your ears on command would be a good way to get out of a lot of conversations.
Cyberbilly
I was going to leave my body to science but science is already contesting the will and I'm not even dead yet.
Chain link fence gates will one day have their revenge on speeding 80's getaway cars