Getting off the internet at night is often the hardest part of my day.
Sometimes I stop and think "I know you can read my thoughts" just in case.
Why does water that has "trickled through the mountains for centuries" have a "use by" date?
TIP: If you only vacuum the living room, your guests just assume you vacuumed the whole house.
Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
I've recently stopped using products that are tested on animals. My dog hasn't had a meal in 2 days.
If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A... just to freak kids out.