Leron Tonge
Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Leron Tonge
Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
I miss newspapers. It's weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad.
An optimist is someone who just doesn't have much experience.
My friends bet me a 50 bucks I wouldn't take five Viagra tabs at once. I thought, ''How hard can it be?''
My computer's desktop could be on Hoarders.
I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.