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Are we listening to Dubstep or is this cd skipping?
According to this height / weight chart, I'm too short.
Men are like Facebook, once you get to know them, they change again.
Thanks to Facebook's "People I May Know" section, I get a constant reminder of "People I Want Nothing To Do With."
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues.
Facebook would be perfect if it could de-friend your ex from all of your friends when the relationship ended.
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If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.
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