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Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to just hang out, maybe go bowling or something? I'm asking for a friend.
I before E except after C has been disproven by science
Jeff Bezos: I'm going to need a divorce. Divorce Attorney: Frequently bought together, gym membership.
I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says "LIVE NUDE GIRLS" or him asking if there's dead ones.
I bet a lot of people die when there's a fire in China. They don't exactly have the best drill.
I see debt people.
Costco sells Guy Fieri marinated meat. At times like this, my tendency to take things literally leaves me with an ugly mental image.
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