Ever been hit on by a gay guy with downs syndrome? I have. Just now.
It doesn't have a dong in it, that's just the sound that it makes
My Words With Friends game w/my mom always pops up when I'm 'mobile-masturbating.' It's like she knows??
"O" yes the fat man is going topless today!!
Just farted in the bath and nearly drowned trying to smell it!!!!
Free watermelon when you apply for a walmart credit card... I have no words
a monkey sucking penis is funny in every language!