If you’re still writing 2011 on checks, try on line banking like the rest of the world.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods. Then I realized people die of natural causes...
Some day you'll go far. And with any luck, you'll stay there.
In the future, teens will look at pictures of crazy trend setters like Lady Gaga, think we all dressed like that, and wonder what we were thinking...
When someone asks me if I "have a sec" I always respond with "I have a lot of secs"
If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed.