Puns are like farts. Secretly, we all love the really bad ones.
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The Little Mermaid was basically a hoarder.
Hypochondriac: a person who’s determined to get their money’s worth out of a health insurance policy.
I tried to share a meal with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to get lost and buy my own.
Cyberbilly
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.