My "check engine" light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.
To the disabled man who stole my camouflage suit...you can hide, but you can't run.
Put my granddaughter on Santa's lap and said, "All she wants for Christmas is a clean diaper. Can you make that happen, St. Nick?"
Never understood why guys would ask for tools. “What do you want for Christmas?” “Chores.”
If Penn State offers you a "Full Ride", you had better read the details first.
Gold, frankincense and myrrh are Christmas gifts from men who clearly have no idea how to shop for a young boy.
Dear Math, I'm not a therapist, so solve your own problems.