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What do caps lock and prison have in common? They can make your "o" into an "O"
When's my bye week?
"I" before "e" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
You know you're getting older when your bra size is a 36 Long.
Superman had a really trustworthy dry cleaner.
Is the new American motto, "If at first you don't 'secede', try, try again"?