I wish the "I'm not a morning person" excuse could apply to whole days.
Horror is bad, horrific is bad. Terror is bad, terrific is good? Did I miss something?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I have to return this anatomy book because its appendix is missing.
Until they create texts that self destruct in 5 seconds, I'd stay away from sexting if I were you.
My dog has been sitting outside in front of the snowman for an hour waiting for it to throw one of those twigs.
Dear genitals, thanks for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, a man