We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a serial killer & don't want them to hear us.
To do list: 1. Become a red head 2. Learn martial arts 3. Be named the "Ginga Ninja"
Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
I wish people had a brightness setting.
Charlie Brown should see a Good Grief counselor.
I was just dishonorably discharged from Old Navy.
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.