The Terminator was the ultimate cyber bully.
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
I've been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it's getting serious. She asked me to move out with her.
Facebook is like a bar stool. You kill more brain cells the longer that you are on it.
When accountants go insane, do they start to hear invoices?
If you're not supposed to talk to strangers, how are you supposed to make friends?
When I think about how much time I've spent on Facebook, I wonder how many miles I've scrolled on my mouse wheel.