I don't think that we should let kids listen to symphonies. There's too much Sax and Violins nowadays.
Sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been bad or good, so set your personal Facebook info to "private".
I realize there are better things in this world than beer...but beer makes up for the fact that I don't have any of them.
I'm not talking about Facebook, I want to know how to block you in real life.
Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.
Tough times shall always pass...some pass like a kidney stone.
Call me a lightweight, but I get drunk on one beer. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the ninth or tenth beer.