Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a freaking unicorn.
If I die in my sleep you can actually say that I died doing what I loved.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
How am I supposed to work when there's so much internet?
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
I plan on showing my kid reruns of the show Dirty Jobs to convince him to stay in school.
Can Santa Claus see what I'm looking at even when I have it switched to Private Browsing?