The job interviews for marketing at mobile phone vendors must be fun. "How many beers does it take before you begin to have trouble keeping track of items on the counter or table?"
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Dear Family, Thank you for putting the box of my favorite cereal back in the pantry. I can now eat disappointment for breakfast.
Turns out company doesn't love misery.
On chilly nights the Amish use acoustic blankets.
I love wearing a bow tie. I need to get dress suspenders.
My wife said she feels safe when I'm next to her in bed. I was surprised because our neighbors always scream after I snuggle up to them.
4 out of 5 Dentists Agree: That fifth dentist? Kind of a jerk.