I love the grocery store. It's the one place where someone always ends up checking me out.
I've been sober for seventeen days. Just not all in a row.
Japan is always talking about how they're becoming "americanized" which is not true. No one even speaks Spanish over there
My Grandma says "warsh" instead if "wash", "zink" instead of "sink" & "You're a disappointment" instead of "I love you." Old people are wacky
Of course I talk to myself. It's the only way I can get intelligent responses.
When writing the story of your life don't let everyone hold your pen...
The number one cause of losing your social life is a social networking site.